Wednesday, 18 July 2018

Another very important post.

Today marks the day where I have survived. I lived, I breathed, I stand victorious upon death. I had plenty of close calls to imbue myself in defeat like in the past weeks for example where I thought I died in my sleep and woke up soon after and a couple of days after that where a sickness struck me and agonized me with a crippling headache for days but no I am still alive and writing this blogpost as I speak. Maybe death was all along, testing me for things yet to come? I don't care anymore.

Regardless, I have beaten fate. I have won. Your club isn't for me.

Nobody shall know what I'm so happy about, but this day is extremely personal to me, something that I will remember, its a beautiful day for me, the day where I fought against all odds for the sole purpose of survival... has come to an end.

Saturday, 14 July 2018

Something important happened to the point I had to make a post

Rita Repulsa wakes up after a 10 000 year sleep so she can shitpost the internet by pretending to be that anti social pretentious attention seeking kid that keeps reminding people her real name is witch Madora and she's been sleeping for million of years not 10k.

I dreamt that I died. Strange enough there is an afterlife but it isnt like what youd expect it to be. You cant breathe, your body just floats and you're stuck in this negative world. Then you wake up and you breathe again. Assuming that you died in your sleep of course.

Posting just in case I died for real and forgot about it. The world is so strange.

Wednesday, 11 July 2018


England beaten 2-1 at extra time. So close yet so far. 56 years of hurt and its the most hurt England had ever been. Shouldn't had underestimated the power of picnic table cloths slash former Yugo state.

P/s: A moment of silence for the poor birds.

In another happier note, I finally found this song that I've been looking for a whole 13 years!
At least there's something to cheer this little bee up.

Sunday, 8 July 2018


I know I'm late to the party but Sweden's just got it's nordic ass kicked and a BIG, BIG fail on Russia.
Seriously? Croatia was a Yugo state, one of the many victims of eastern European balkanization. They were a state once, like Ohio.
That's like getting your national team beaten by Quebec.

Very embarrassing, Russia.

Watch England's easy victory against highschoolers wearing picnic tablecloth pajamas on 11th July at Moscow or a pub near you.

P/s: Pic is non canon. Christ-chan will never dab.

2018 Japanese Flooding and Landslides

I just heard of this today. Kinda strange simple floodings and landslides getting a mention in Wikipedia's front page news section considering the death sentences of the Aum cult a couple of days ago were ignored. It turns out the flooding and landslides killed hundreds in Japan, kinda strange for a 1st world country, one touted as the most advanced in the world, suffering huge casualties and losses from a simple natural disaster. Imagine a common natural disaster taking place in Sweden like an avalanche or a 5 richter earthquake taking the lives of thousands, this is what the news sounds like. Things that only happen in 3rd world nations.

I wonder what the hell is happening to these "1st world" nations these days? Are they regressing? I never heard casualties in such a magnitude happening in a 1st world country in the last 20 years of my life. I heard plenty of these happening in populous 3rd world nations such as India, Indonesia or Cambodia though.

Food for thought. Had to make a post because how bizarre this news was to me. Hope things will get better in the future. Japan as I heard, is home to many great talents.


Friday, 6 July 2018

England FTW

Christ-chan looks up in pride to know a nation that bears the crusader's cross on its flag made it this far in a global sports tournament.

Brazil might be out but I wont give up my support on England.
You can do this lads!


England Vs Sweden 1st game tomorrow at Samara Arena somewhere in Russia.

Oh well

Look at what you did.

I guess I spoke too soon.
Should've expected Germany's evil twin to have something up their sleeves.

Lets just hope England isn't next on the chopping block. Sweden should be easy, right?


Tonights the night

Kuruminha in Brazil's away jersey in the 2018 world cup

Uruguay just lost to France. Brazil is the last hope for CONMEBOL.
Brazil VS Belgium is happening right now. Im so scared lads. Hopefully the 7-1 doesnt repeat itself this year.